Friday, June 15, 2012

Barney Nutcase Family.

 (Featuring: an extract from an Urdu-could-be TV show.)

I have this page open since the last two hours.
I don't know how to write it all down.
That's not because of a writer's block, it's because the last day of CIE exams was beyond written words.
It was just so amazing!

My original plans were to get a bucket of ice cream and watch movies in the light of my lava lamp.
sounds peaceful no ? Just me, with a light head watching a movie. Sherlock Holmes Season 2 infact.
(The movie and bucket of ice cream idea was of the wacky laugh guy you'll meet as you keep on reading this :D)

But my day was the complete opposite of the terms alone, peace and quiet!
Yeah yeah, I'm good at exaggeration but this time it really was a day worth remembering.

So instead of writing out all the events that happened and conjuring up lengthyyyyy scenes from the day I'm writing this post for the Nutcases who made this day worth it.

By Nutcases I mean cases of nuts, by cases of nuts I mean people who are cases of nuts, by people who are cases of nuts I mean the Crazy Gutsy Friends of mine. Yes, the people you'll find screaming absolutely insane stuff in the middle of a crowd with no bother about the eyes measuring there extreme LAME-OSITY :P.

In fact it was not only yesterday that they made sure I didn't feel left out, they have been doing it since an entire year. Yes, I have known this Barney Nutcase family of mines since just a year (my AS year) and yet it feels like I have known them since forever :')

'Barney Nutcase Family' It could actually be a TV show xD

Alright so here's an extract from the TV show:
(This might be base on an original story :p)
(The original might have been in urdu)
(Oh the heck, I'm writing it in urdu, it makes it seem so original)

Setting: The staircase of 'AS level of the center of Nutcases'.

( Najam's the only one sitting there, with a chemistry pastpaper book in his hand when Hassaan enters)
Hassaan AK: Mayn! We're the early ones again.
Najam: Oe chup kr oe! I'm concentrating on chemistry.
Hassaan AK: Tum aur kuch bhi parh lia kro.
Najam: Bs tu nai smjhay ga.
(Kajol Manglani enters)
Najam: Manglaaaannnniii! Yay question smjhana zra!
Kajol: Abay Najam jaan chhor do chem ki.
Najam: buuut aaj test hai!
Kajol: I studied for it two years ago. Abhi parhnay ka koi faida nai hoga.
(Sadia and Hassaan enter)
Hassaan S: Assalam-o-alaikum.
Everybody else: HEEEEYYYY Hassan :p
Hassaan S: Salaam ka jawab do.
Najam: Wa alaikum assalam yaar. Ab chem ka yay question smjhao.
Hassaan S: All you have to do in this question is...........................................
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[Interruption]
[No, Hassaan S is not taking a deep breath, he's explaining the question, and the explanation is still going on :p]

Continued:

Hassaaan S:..........................................................................................
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(Khushhal who's been here since a while and is eavesdropping on Hassaan S's explanation finally steps into the scene)
Khushhal: HAAASSSSSSAAAANNNN! Yay itna lamba nai ho ga!
Hassaan S: But this IS how its done!
Khushhal: Adopt the short way na. (Khushhal explains it in hardly four to five words)
(Abdullah enters)
Abdullah: I'm going to HARVARD!
               Khushhal you are wrong!
               Hassaan S maybe you're right.
               But I am perfectly CORRECT!
(Moaaz enters)
Moaaz: Meray BOY ko koi kuch nai bolay ga. Khushhal sb say theek hai.
Abdullah: Nahi mein theek hoon aur Khushhal ghalat hai.
Sadia: (finally realising what's going on) Phadda! Phadda!
(Mehraz, Junaid, Maheen, Lubaina, Meeshal, Zarak, Amara, Ubaid, Saad Rafi and Shuja suddenly appear)
Chorus: Phadda! Phadda! Phadda!
Ubaid: *laughs his WACKY LAUGH* xD
(everybody hushes up to look at ubaid)
(Yup, that's how crazy ubaid's laugh is :D )
Meeshal: Sb choro, phadda kyun horaha hai ?
Najam: Yaar aik chem question par larai hai.
Maheen: Oh you were doing PAssssssPAPERS again najam ?
Saad Rafi and Shuja: Abay OHHH! PAssssPAPERS xD
Lubaina: Sb choro I'm awesoooooome xD
Junaid: Sb choro I got a 'Livestrong' waala band.
Mehraz: Sb choro today's chemistry test is cancelled!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Everybody screams! Everybody shouts cries of joy!)

Scene 2:

 Setting: A1S1 at the center of nutcases.
(a quiet sullen scene, faces speak of gloom, eyes of sorrow, faces down, but the smiles still don't vanish)
Ms.Carol: And you ALL are staying back on friday because YOU ALL BUNKED THE CHEMISTRY TEST!
Everybody: But Mehraz said it's cancelled!

Ms.Carol: Mehraz is not your teacher. Detention on friday for all of you!!
(Zeest pokes in her head from the window into class A1S1)
Zeest: HA-HA. You're all Dead xD

Yeah, that's how random our days are.
But it still was an extract for a TV show :p

The Barney Nutcase family featured at the center of Nutcases :p


Next time: A Barney Nutcase Family comic :D

P.S. For my AS companions, yes I just added Moaaz, Khushhal, Zeest and Hassan AK into A1S1 :D
P.P.S. Ignore the typos. I'm in a hurry :p

Aaaaand I didn't forget your 'SWATCH' Amara, didn't know how to fit it in :p
Aaaaaaand, Aqsa you're the aqalmand one. You'll be included in a sensible episode of the Barney Nutcase Family :D.



And my Barney Nutcase Family makes it Sooper Dooper Amazing :D




7 comments:

Noise Halberd said...

Wow Lubaina. If only we could learn to channel our faraghat into awesome write-ups like this one....=P
P.s. This is Nadals account, but its actually me ;)(You know who me) =P

meeshal khan said...

Hahahahaha lubainaaaa this is sooooooo freakinnn awsomeeeeee :D

Gorilla Bananas said...

Ms Carol sounds a bit uptight to me. I think she needs a love interest.

M.S. said...

haha! Thanks for including me in S1 :D

Sadia Sadiq said...

Hahahaha I LOVE OUR FAMILY. :D

Amara said...

OMG Lubainaa this is so awesomeeeeee :')

Lubaina E. said...

@Noise Halberd. Yes I know who you are :p. Blogging is fun mayn. One can spend hours at blogworld and not feel guilty of wasting time.

@Meeshal. I am glad you liked it :D.

@Gorilla Bananas. She doesn't disclose her personal life much. She's an amazing teacher though. Respect.

@Moaaz. Well you already seem like a part of S1 :)

@Sadia. I know right. Our Barney Nutcase Family :)

@Amara: Thankyou Amara.