Booger G. Chunks.

Lubaina ?
Lubaina who ?
Lubaina E. ?
Who's she ?
Who ? Me ?
NOOOOOOO!
I'm Booger Girdle-Chunks!


I'm not being cool. Well, ever since Professor Pippy P. Poopypants took over the world, he is on the move and getting everybody to have names that they have at New Swissland.
(Yes, Professer Pippy P. Poopypants is from that place)


Guess what your first name would be if your name starts with a 'T' ?
FALAFEL! HAHAHAHA xD
I bet you hadn't guessed that.


Well i shall have to reach the end of the Fourth Captain Underpants Novel to know what is my fate with such a name.


Mayn! I can't get over Captain Underpants xD
No this is not a promotin, just an expression of the new level of lame-awesome-ness I have reached :p


Oh and this is Prof. Pippy P. Poopypants:

Angry him. :p

Know what the 'P.' in Prof. Pippy P. Poopypants stands for ?

It's 'Pee-Pee' 

HAHAHAHAHA xD

Ok so I should stop now. 

Did I mention Prof. Pippy Pee-Pee Poopypants is making the entire world change names just because he's sick of everybody making fun of him ?

I guess I didn't :p

Write your name and Prof. Poopypants shall give you a name according to New Swissland culture too xD

Her :)

The moment you want familiar people around you.
The moment you want to not worry about not fitting in.
The moment you want to be loved.

And then you realize that there are ones near by, they're so close to home :)

And then I realize she has updated her blog.

Click to see her blog.

Just be careful, we all fight our own battles. Every day, every moment.

Tra-la-laaaa (Making of a Hero #1)

All image sources are property of their respective creators.
The Black and White pictures are a part of the Captain Underpants Series by Dav Pilkey.


Back to my post.


WHOA! Five days since my last post :O
Blogging seemed but a mere impossibility. As time flew by, and he flew too, I sat there to watch him and support him. He was in his underpants after all.


I was at a place where a Time Machine called 'Purple Potty Co.' existed :D
I was there when the flushing Toilets attacked.
And i sure was there when Wicked Wedgie Women came to town.


Two kids, George and Harold.
And they had a wiiiiild imagination!

~George Beard is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat-top. Harold Hutchins is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. Remember that now.

 Rather than the three R's, George and Harold's teacher focused more on the three S's.
~(Sit down, Shut your pie holes and Stop driving me crazy!!)

Well, it was all because these two boys had brains that thought of foozebooger thoughts.

 ~See What I mean ?!?!!

These two kids had a mean Principal named Mr.Krupp.

They found the one thing that everybody wishes for.

A 3-D Hypno Ring! xD

Oh Joy!

One could make their brothers act like monkeys,

and have ones friends dye their hair green, pink and blue,

and have their teachers mark all the test papers with grade A!

But wishes and dreams later, for now the hero is to be revealed.

George and Harold used the 3-D Hypno Ring to turn their Principal into Captain Underpants!! xD

Snap your fingers and Mr.Krupp will turn into Captain Underpants :D

And Pour Water on Captain Underpants head and he'll turn back to MrKrupp!

(Something you sure don't want to happen, unless you're related to some Education Department thingy and care much about the running of the school)

Well, if you already know about this story than this will replenish your memory.

If you don't, welcome to the world of a Superhero who amazes us all! :D

Now you know what kept me busy all these days :p

Aaaaand, the sentences that begin with '~' at the start are the words of Dav Pilkey. 

Not mines :)

Wait-y Wait-i-ness.

Quick Update:

I can't WAIT!

Yeah, I can't WAIT! :D

I can't wait for the wait that awaits me to write a waitfully waitful post on my beloved CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS :D:D

No, no, no offense intended to any underclothing.

I have guests coming over in a while, so have to help Mama. But after that I shall unleash the awesome-ness of Captain Underpants.

Remember her from Despicable Me ?
Well picture me instead of her and a Captain Underpants book instead of the stuffed unicorn :D

My fingers are quivering with the excitement to write, but Mama first right :)

Just Eight Days.

Where to go ?
What to do ?

I'll just sit back,
Take a nap,
While my future career is drawn on a map.

We Ponder alot. But what has to happen, just happens.
Sometimes what happens is the happening we never
imagined to end up with.

Apparently my school's reopening on 1st of August now.
It's opening on 7th august was just a famous rumor I guess.


Last year of school. University Life after this. The thought scares me.
I had dreamed of being a Child Specialist since the moment I stepped into school, the dream soon evolved to becoming a Genetic Engineer


Who knows, I might end up as a doctor one day. An unknown guy sure thought me of as one today.


Here goes:
*I step into the doctor's office to get checked for my fever*
*The doctor's out to see a patient in for an emergency.*
*Man (Holding his head, a picture of pain) looks up at me.*
*I'm just busy with my cellphone hoping there's free wifi at the hospital :p.*

Man: You're the Doctor right ? Or are you a patient ?
Me: I'm a doc...
*Leaving my sentence unfinished the man already starts moving to sit n get himself checked*
Me: Na na naaaa. I'm a patient.


See what just happened there ?
I look like a doctor already! :D


But this is what they say: One's family life, holiday life and every other life finishes when one becomes a Doctor. It's just a medical life from then on wards.

In case I didn't make my point: BACK TO SCHOOL IN EIGHT FREAKING DAYYYYS! X_X

Me=Stupid. Cousins=Creative.

I have this aim of experiencing everything I possibly can.
Well, we all do don't we ? :D


Sooo, I was burning with fever and mama was talking about how we can end up in coma due to exertion in times of fever.
Yes, I went out to play basketball just to see how being in coma feels like.
Buuuuut, naah that didn't happen. Since, I'm writing this blogpost now.


Anyhow, no more stupid actions like these. Some people don't make it out of Coma.


And I'll go when it's my time to go right ? :D


Ok so I was staying with cousins at Islamabad.
And by cousins I mean little cousins, who run around and have crazy wacko imaginations.


Here's how I look like to one of my baby cousins (His Art :p) :

Man, i sure have big ears :p

Aaand it's Mango season :)
Even though I wish it's rainy season at Karachi very very quickly :p
Here's their Mango Art (A pineapple made out of Mango :p) :

It sure is a cute mini sized Pineapple :D

 Oh and RAMADHAN MUBARAK to all the Muslims brothers n sisters out there :)
May we be able to attain the best of this blessed month.

Trousers Up For Burning.

Nope. I am not promoting violence. Just something that happened :p
Something that does not usually happen.

All I can recall is sitting on the stairs of the Tea Bar after a game of basketball.
If I had not sat there. This probably would not have happened.


I came back home. Even though I had a big bag of SuperCrisps at the Tea Bar stairs I was still very very very very hungry. And I wanted something really worth my hunger to eat.
(Let's just exclude the fact that I'm usually very hungry :p)


It was either baking a cake or making pasta.
I went for pasta since a friend of mines might want to stop by and this friend was in a mood for pasta.
Well, pasta was finished, so spaghetti it was :)

All the above was just the background setting for what actually happened. Here goes:

I had put up the spaghetti to boil. Came back to the living room, washed my hands, there was an overturned dustbin in my bathroom (Yup, my twosome brothers were chasing each other n one of them probably used the bin as defense :p)

And I came and sat on the couch, decided I'd pass by time till spaghetti were done by writing in my journal.
Suddenly a pair of eyes flashed by me, they must be beads, because my trouser could NOT, should NOT and possibly would NOT have eyes.

IT WAS A LIZAARRRRRRDDDD!
A LIZARD ON THE TROUSER I WAS WEARIIIING!!
I SCREAMED!
I JUMPED!
I SHRIEKED MY LUNGS OUT!

And BAAM! My aunt had landed the broom on the lizard since she arrived to see what all the hullabaloo was about.

Yes, I have not had the courage to sit on that couch since then.
And I'm probably going to burn the trousers the lizard was on since I do not plan on wearing them again.

Oh and everybody loved the spaghetti :D

iHuman. NOT iRobot.

Dear blogspot.
You sure have given a lovely place to put my nonsensical thoughts in,
but I guess it is about time you realize that a robot cannot be so utterly random and foolish as this blogger.

You have to stop doing this to me; i feel denatured (i guess that's the word :p) each time I see this:

Sincerely yours,
Proving-I'm-not-a-robot.

Annnnd Out Of the Odd #6 is up :D
Read it here:
We Broke In (Out Of the Odd #6)

We Broke In (Out of the Odd #6)

And i successfully pulled off an all-nighter. It's a rarity in my case. I can be a very sleepy sleepyhead.

This guy here.
This is exactly how I am at the moment.
I need sleep so bad.
Buuuuut My vacations are going to end :(

SCHOOL'S OPENING ON 7th AUGUST!
JUST THREE WEEKS MORE!
I can't believe my much-awaited summer holidays are about to end.I have so much left to do!


Well, i still managed to visit my family n pals at Islamabad and Rawalpindi.
And we're going to Hyderabad today.


Meanwhile, at the Out Of the Odd World at Isb n Rwp.
Me and four other friends managed to break into a swimming pool!
Yes, we actually broke in.
Five girls, broke in.
I'll be calling my friends Tui, Mui, Sui and Lui.
Oh how i wish they actually had names like these xD
(No offense intended if these are actual names)
Sleepovers are the best, specially when it rains at night :)
And also when you meet your bestest friends after an ENTIRE YEAR!
Well none of us slept (as expected) so we decided to go out and play basketball. At 6am xD
Yup early morning exercise keeps us all healthy :D
(While saying this I'm completely ignoring the unhealthiness of not sleeping at night, oh well :p)


Seeing the sunrise from behind the Margalla hills, listening to birds chirp and the bounce of a ball.

Recently, there were rumors about some guys breaking into the pool and their parents being called n shit, well we decided that there was only one way we'd know if the rumors were true.

We'll break in ourselves xD


The wall of the pool was a bit high. Tui, Mui and Sui decided to climb it. 

There was a ledge buuut it still was high.

Tui is tall so she made it, but for Mui n Sui it was like climbing Mount Everest.
'Ouch!'
'I scraped my knee'
'Hey! Give me hand!
''I'm gonna faaaaallll!'


And all this while me and Lui stood there and watch them face death row.

(No we're not mean, it's been a while since we had a good laugh together xD)

I had no plans on climbing the wall.

I can be clumsy, small and I didn't want any broken bones at the moment.

(Although i like wearing fake casts on my arm and going around pointing them as bulldozers :p)


Well, i just went around to the other side of the pool n it had a perfectly climb-able gate!

Yh I always knew i was a genius xD

Me and Lui climbed it up and were soon in. By this time the other three were in too.

Poor them, the look on their faces when they saw that there was an easy way in :p

First things first. A picture in the pool as a proof of our break-in.

Nobody is at the pool early in the morning.

Well as soon as we sat in the pool and Lui faced the camera towards us, we heard a door shut!

Yes, I just said that nobody's at the pool early in the morning. Well I was SO wrong.

THERE WAS SOMEBODY THERE!

And we'd have our parents called in!

Our height of stupidity: we ran away with heavy footsteps rather than creeping out. We sure made enough noise to confirm our presence. 

This time we just jumped off the wall and were out.

Good scare. A closing door. But no picture!
My idea: let's just climb the gate again, take a picture and come out.
Mui: But there was somebody in there!
Me: Maybe the door closed due to the wind.


Just an advice. Do NOT take the same risk twice.
The moment we climbed the wall there was the lifeguard waiting with a notebook in his hand.
We were caught.

And my very-very-clever friends did NOT recognize him.

(My friends after all :p)

Lifeguard: What's your name and your dad's name ?
Lui: I'm kiki and my dad's kaka.
Lifeguard: Nope you're not kaka's daughter, you're lying.
---Well the rest of the conversation went somewhat like this concluding with the lifeguard going in to make calls to parents---
(We couldn't even save our butts because the lifeguard recognized all four of them, i was a guest.)

(They go swimming and yet they didn't know the lifeguard :p)

So much for our adventure.

That's when we decided to apologize!

And not leave until he trusts that this won't happen again.

(Sometimes we're just so rational, I am glad for these rare times though)

So we went back to the lifeguard's desk.

(Mui's puppy dog face is the cutest)

Aaaaaaand, He let us go :D

PHEW!

But WE BROKE INTO A POOL! xD

Oh and you have to read this:

We sure were swift with our breaking in and even running out but the window in front of the lifeguard's desk was a one-way mirror. Yup, we even tried to open the windows and made funny faces thinking it's a mirror, while all the time the guard was seeing us! He saw us trying to open the windows and that's how he knew what we were up to :p. 
So, when i was pulling out my tongue to make a crazy pose for a picture i was actually looking right at him without knowing it ? HAHA. 
Creepy. 
But next time, we sure are keeping an eye out for one-way windows. 

See ? How were we supposed to know that the lifeguard's on the other side :p

I've never been to Hyderabad before. Can't wait for today's trip! :D

And the forecast is talking about rain at KARACHI ^_^

Rain-missing-home-lost-pajama-ness-ity :)

“I can’t find my night suit’s pajama anywhere. I’m drugged with lack of sleep, my feet ache, my head’s woozy and I’m stumbling around looking for my pajama. I ask mama, nobody has a clue about the whereabouts of my dear old pajama in which I sleep the best of sleeps.
Just then I reach to fix the scarf wrapped around my neck. Well what do you know; I’m wearing my pajama as a scarf!”
-An extract from yesterday when I had hardly slept 5 hours in the past 48 hours.

LACK OF SLEEP!
Well that was yesterday.
I had a sleepover at a friend’s and of course nobody sleeps then. And the night before sleepover night it rained in Islamabad! :D
So I was up and about, out in the rain at 3.00am for around six hours.
Enjoying the rain, and the weather after the rain J
Thus, no sleep.

I LOVE RAIN!
Going out and turning my head up towards the sky, closing my eyes and shivering each time an ice cold raindrop fell on my face.

Raindrops :)

I’m probably returning to Karachi the day after tomorrow.
I sure have to update posts on my times at Islamabad and Rawalpindi.
But till then, I miss home.
And I literally have to fight to use the internet.
The explanations of the fight are all in here: More Than a Dozen.
Yet, I love to travel.
And I love it when it rains.

Not Funny this Time.

We struggle to differ,
we fight to conquer.

In the midst of it all,
we forget that in this game,
whether big or small,
we're one and the same.

It hurts how many taunt n tease,
with the false thoughts in their  little heads
that they're above everybody else.

P.S. I gave a shot at rhymes this time :)

P.P.S. I can't seem to conjure up my humorous writer self.

Well everybody has their days.

Today was just not mines.

More Than a Dozen.

I finally get to blog!

The wifi’s not working, so one has to plug in the only net connecting wire in the house to access the World Wide Web.

And with more than a dozen cousins around, that’s IMPOSSIBLE. 

Well almost impossible, I just won a war and my booty is getting to use the net. 

Of course.

I have cousins of all sizes and ages, and they’re all gathered at my grandmother’s place to spend the summer holidays.
And they hoard the net.

My five year old cousin uses facebook too!

So yeah, I being on of the elders usually have to compromise.
But then us elder cousins gang up and capture the net, like right now :p

Thus, if you have plans to get together with your cousins; think again.
Like the night before last night I was hungry and it was way past midnight.

Just then my brother decided to fry a kebab for himself.

MY LUCK!

I asked him to make one for me too.

And by some miracle, he agreed!

So here I was happily night-dreaming the taste of kebab on my tongue and the way it will satisfy my rumbling stomach.

Just one Shami KEBAB :D
I just realised that most of my posts have food related pictures.
Oh well, i get hungry alot :p

Little did I know that getting that kebab made would mark the ‘night’ of Armageddon 

(pun intended) 

I had the kebab, but just as I was about to put it in my mouth, a cousin looked at me with puppy dog eyes. I felt sorry for him so I gave him the kebab.
(First mistake)

Then I staggered to the kitchen to fry a kebab for myself, just then three other cousins entered the kitchen and asked me to fry three extra kebabs for them, so I did. But what’s a kebab without Tomato Ketchup?
So I went to get the yummy-licious reddiness leaving the kebabs unguarded.
(Second mistake)

On my return I found out to my horror that those three had taken my kebab along with theirs! I raced to where they sat, but my kebab had already visited the insides of their stomach. Cousins! -.-

Then I returned to the kitchen to make another kebab for myself. I fried an extra kebab along with mines in case another cousin turned up to have a kebab. Just then my lil’ cousin was asking my aunt to fry a kebab for him, my kind self butted in and I asked him to take my extra kebab.
(Third mistake)

That lil’ person with a bird’s stomach wanted TWO KEBABS!

I just had to be kind -.-

Well then his eyes got teary so I eventually gave up my own kebab too.

And then I made a kebab for myself. AGAIN. FINALLY! :D MY KEBAB! :D

Oh and then I decided to make a kebab sandwich and my toast got burnt.
But well, thankfully everybody can make a toast in the toaster :D

So yeah, more than a dozen cousins; think again. I am experienced now.

My lil' cousin thinks he invented a new way of taking 'pictures that move'.
He specifically asked me not to delete these :p