Mr.Cat the Ignorer (Out of The Odd #2)

And I finally got around to get my lazy ass up and doing something worthwhile..

This calls for a London Tipton 'YAYY ME!' :P

Yeah, I might be seventeen buut Im still a Zack and Cody fan. Specially, Suite Life On Deck.

Here's something for out of the odd update.

Me n my brother didn't feel like having dinner at home. I mean sure when there's Biryani at home nobody can resist that. So, we had Biryani AND went out to eat a Roll Paratha :D.. Even though it's just BBQ chicken in an oily paratha, we love the 'IMLI' sauce that comes with the Roll Paratha place near our home.

Roll Parathas :D

We ordered Roll Parathas and were sitting outside in the lawn when a cat came near us.

I'm not much of a cat lover buuut there's something about the cats which makes me say 'BILLIIIII' in wierd voices. (FYI, Billi is urdu for cat)

So here we are, my brother n me, while the scrawny cat with a brownish colour arrives. 

n i go "BILLIIIIIII" in a booming voice like a grumpy old man..

The billi pays no attention, this time I decided to go with a coarse whisper. So i go "BIHH-LLIHHHH"..

And the cat is still ignoring me. Like seriously ? I already have many people who can't handle paying attention to me as they already have too much egos to handle.

So this time I manage a witch like squeaky (really shrilly too) "BEEE-LLEEEE"

NOW, the cat looks at me ! :D

Finallyyyyy!

And then there's a kick, someone hits me really hard on my leg.

I look around to see that my assailant is nobody other then, yeah you guessed it, my brother! :p

While I was trying to get the Billi's attention, i got the attention of people around me.

And by the time I looked around even more, I could find more then one stare staring at me, probably mentally calculating how much time it will get to call an ambulance here to take me to a mental facility nearby xD

Or maybe some hospital for brain treatment. I guess it's called Neurosurgery. Scary word.

Well, i just sat down on my seat, well I was already sitting but i sat deep deep down, until i was almost underneath the table.

Thankyou Mr.Cat, you ignored me :p

And made me look foolish.

Buuuuut, gave me a good story to tell :D

I sure will think twice now before saying Billi again.

Oh and LYCHEE's in season at Pakistan !

I love Lychee. 

And a fact, Lychee's seeds are toxic. 

Lychee season is the best season :)

So for the next birthday wish I'm going to wish them 'As awesome a Birthday as LYCHEE'

In my opinion, that would be the best bday wish ever. If the other person likes Lychee that is.
Anyways, skip reading this part. It just got too random :p